Joke of the second term !

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

Joke!

It’s Monday at 8 o’clock, all the people are in class except jhonny and Alison.

Jhonny arrives ten minuts late and the teacher asks him: Why are you late?

-Ohh sorry teacher I was dreaming that I was traveling around the world!!

OK... said the teacher

After 5 minutes Alison arrives, and the teacher asks her:

Why are you late?

Because I have been waiting for Jhonny in the airport!!!